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Misadventures
A documented history of bad decisions, unexpected consequences, and Doug who’s never too concerned about either.
The Canon
Each misadventure begins with a simple plan.
It turns out… that plan was flawd.
What follows is now part of the record. Documented, misremembered, and filed for future reference.
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It turns out___
Doug won't ruin his pants when he sees the bear behind him.
Outdoor -
It turns out___
you can’t win if you’re stuck playing defense.
Camping -
It turns out___
when you threaten the hive, someone answers.
Outdoor -
It turns out___
no one here gets out alive.
Vacation -
It turns out___
the 'real' shock was Dougie with no hat? No sunglasses? Yikes!
Vacation -
It turns out___
Fun Dip mixed in water tastes pretty good.
Urban -
It turns out___
this lake's not big enough for the two of us.
Outdoor -
It turns out___
he wasn't following you, he was hunting.
Outdoor -
It turns out___
you yell ‘Dougie,’ everybody says ‘huh?’
Vacation -
It turns out___
old skifree could still move when he wanted to.
Outdoor -
It turns out___
I didn't need a fire and the tent was crap anyway.
Camping -
It turns out___
I'm getting the hang of this, thought the moose after smashing another paddleboard to pieces.
Outdoor -
It turns out___
the first rule of frisbee golf is: you do not talk about frisbee golf.
Urban
