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THE LEGEND OF DOUGIE
Wilderness Expert. Trail Legend. Cool Guy?
No one’s exactly sure where Dougie learned to do the things he does.
THE DUCK HIMSELF
An Origin Story (The Official Version)
Dougie has spent most of his life adjacent to experience.
- Close enough to observe.
- Close enough to help.
- Not always close enough to be qualified.
Outdoor Training & Experience
River Guide
Drove the shuttle van for a summer camp.
Mountaineer
Spent time above treeline, owned a helmet for a while.
Ski Instructor
Always quick to demonstrated turns when the instructor was late.
Marathon Runner
Missed the turn for the 10k. Paying more attention to the music in his ears.
General Approach
- He trusts momentum.
- He trusts instincts.
- He trusts that things usually work out if you don’t visibly panic.
A few.. notes
Reputation
Among friends, Dougie is described as:
“Probably be ok”
“Surprisingly calm”
“Smiles a lot”
“110% committed”
Dougie is not a hero.
He is not a cautionary tale either.
He’s what happens when confidence arrives before the plan,
but sticks the landing just often enough to keep truckin’.
The rest of his story writes itself, one moment at a time.
Where the rest lives
If you’re looking for proof, it’s all documented here.
Some moments are short.
Some are embarrassing..
They’re not all victories.
But they’re all canon.
60% of the time Dougie always lands on his feet.