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Dougie
Bad decisions. Wild places. Good stories.
A running archive of near-misses, questionable choices, and one strangely unbothered dude duck.
WHO’S DOUGIE?
Backwards hat. Zero survival instincts. Maximum confidence.
Doug (Dougie if you’ve earned it) is a middle-aged duck who wanders into trouble like it’s a job, somehow walks out, totally unfazed or more likely unaware.
I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there.. Takin’ er easy for all us sinners.
The Stranger
We post the footage. You create the tagline. The best ones become canon — and sometimes, shirts.
DOUGIE’S Final Destinations
But danger never quite catches up with him.
DOUG DIED IN CALIFORNIA*
*He didn’t. Probably should have
FINISH THE Thought
Dougie does something questionable.
We start the sentence.
You finish it.
If it makes you laugh, it might become canon.
1) We post the moment
A new image + a title starter. No backstory. No context. That’s the point.
2) You finish the sentence
Funny, sincere, weird, real..whatever. Dougie can handle it.
3) We lock the best one in
The winning caption becomes the official Misadventure canon on the website. Runner-ups get a nod.